Tinpot pissy little club

[TallPaddy]

My son and I were discussing Maidstone's fa cup heroics and wondered what fun could be had on a certain east Anglian club's fan forum...
"Hey @pinkjacketman. Thoughts?" Was my boy's suggestion for a post in the suitable thread.
They must be too busy as my application as Cambridge Fan hasn't been accepted yet.
Pathetic of me but I couldn't resist it.

[Mark Peters’ Bonce of Power]

I’d imagine he’s still sat in a darkened corner underneath The Sir Bobby Robson, rocking back and forth and muttering incoherently about how the referee shouldn’t breathe.