imp566
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Post by imp566 on Aug 2, 2012 14:28:25 GMT
I found a frog in my toilet this morning and was faced with the ultimate question, to flush or not to flush? What on earth were you eating? I'd check your diet if I was you! ;D
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Post by kdwyellow on Aug 2, 2012 15:12:37 GMT
A crow just made eye contact with me before having a rubbish in the car park of Cambridge Services at Swavesey.
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face
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Post by face on Aug 2, 2012 15:33:14 GMT
Was it a crow, or a fortunately placed sock?
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Post by kdwyellow on Aug 3, 2012 20:00:28 GMT
The thing I saw had a beak!
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facthunt
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Post by facthunt on Aug 4, 2012 6:09:16 GMT
Laughing at my bosses face when he tells me I can't go to the football hasn't stopped me yet
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face
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Post by face on Sept 4, 2012 12:32:53 GMT
I stepped in a 'dog's egg' yesterday.
But not today.
That'll learn 'em.
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Lurid
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Post by Lurid on Sept 6, 2012 14:35:35 GMT
I fancy the look of more than half the women on the planet. If they weren't all so anti-social, I wouldn't know what to do. Bloody curtains.
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Post by jimbo8082 on Sept 12, 2012 17:26:03 GMT
Cat has painkillers and is much more her normal self
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PottonU
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Post by PottonU on Sept 13, 2012 9:02:38 GMT
People who start off every sentence with 'At the end of the day' need to be locked in a room and made to say it repeatedly to themselves until they are unable to say it ever again
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pappasmurf
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Post by pappasmurf on Sept 13, 2012 11:47:13 GMT
A few years ago I saw a big fat crow eating a 12" pepperoni pizza with extra topping.
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face
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Post by face on Sept 13, 2012 12:59:39 GMT
Squirrel count 13/9/2012: 2
1 headless and possibly dead. 1 in rude health.
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Andrewlang
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Post by Andrewlang on Sept 13, 2012 13:09:27 GMT
Can Red squirrels and Grey squirrels mate..or is there a squirrle apartheid thing going on we need to know about?
On a lighter note. When the doors are closing on the tube it has a little warning noise that sounds like the beginning of a football chant. Everytime the train stops to let people on it starts me off "der der..."
"....der der, der der der der der der der, der der der, der der der der, der der der der der der der - CAMBRIDGE!"
Andrew
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cambcam
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Post by cambcam on Sept 13, 2012 15:34:19 GMT
I fancy the look of more than half the women on the planet. If they weren't all so anti-social, I wouldn't know what to do. Bloody curtains. If you fancy the look you should go for it. No shame in a bit of cross-dressing these days. Maybe you can offer to design the new kit for next year, but I'll stick with my 'fujitsu' for the time being.
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Andrewlang
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Post by Andrewlang on Sept 14, 2012 13:23:16 GMT
I cross-dress all the time.
"WHERE THE F*CK ARE MY F*CKING SOCKS!!! WHY HAVE I GOT NO F*CKING CLEAN UNDERWEAR!!?, WHERE'S THE CHUFFING IRONING BOARD!!!?"
Grrrrrr!
Andrew
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Post by Tom Shaw's Fist of Rage on Sept 14, 2012 13:37:55 GMT
I preferred football before Twitter as now it's harder to escape from people's stupid thoughts on the U's...
I recommend the Twitter Update, cuts out the annoying stuff.
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