Personal Ramblings

[face]

Two things for starters:

1 - I went for a stroll at lunchtime and thought I had found a dead crow chick. On closer inspection it was a discarded sock. One of those black socks with coloured heels and toes.

2 - On the subject of socks, there is a bloke in our office who takes his shoes off in the office. Nothing strange there, except he also goes to the toilet in just his socks.


Carry on.

[ChrisVessey]

I take my footwear off when i sit down at the cinema.

I also tut very loudly if someone gets up to use the toilet during the film ;D

[Mark Peters’ Bonce of Power]

I went fishing this afternoon. There was a schoal of half a dozen big chub mooching about under an over hanging tree, and I just knew I could get one if I could convince them to come and feed in the clear gravelly patch just to the left. Ten minutes or so of gradually feeding loose sweetcorn, getting them to compete for it, I dropped my hookbait in and bang.
7.5LB of pure muscle, a wonderful specimen.

[animal]

I'm reading this toss with a bottle of Elgood's Cambridge bitter at 12.46 when my alarm will go off for work at 5.30.
I will have been home earlier/in bed earlier/not be drinking now had the A14 not been fugged up all afternoon, still shut a 11pm & then not diverted me for roadworks at Huntingdon
Still on the plus side I enjoyed a retro trip to & from the Midlands on the A45, now that's a proper road!!!!

[tedbaker79]

lorry drivers overtaking while going uphill on the motorway wtf's the point!.
also mark lawrenson i dont feel i need to explain!......actually anyone that actually likes him as a pundit could you please say why?

[I'm sorry I haven't a Pugh]

Lawrenson has yet to remain convinced about the u a e goalkeeper and team gb were making one extra pass too many earlier on, his comments are so insightful .. Memory of Woman with a beard song comes flooding back

[jayddub]

My wife's aunt Jacqui had a border collie called 'socks' but it is dead now and so is aunt Jacqui.

[Zinedine]

Great thread. Came home yesterday to discover that the cat had massacred a giant spider, leaving legs and remains of spider body all over the living room floor. Never been so proud of him.

[face]

1. Green and grey go well together, well I reckon so. You wouldn't think it though.

2. I'm desperate for a slash, but I cannot be bothered to get up and go.

[Denton]

1. Women drivers are extremely poor nearly been involved in 4 crashes over the last week all involving a women driver

2. spanish drivers are extremely mental and it is impossible to go round a roundabout the correct way

[Tom Shaw's Fist of Rage]

Aug 1, 2012 15:50:48 GMT Denton said:

1. Women drivers are extremely poor nearly been involved in 4 crashes over the last week all involving a women driver

You considered the other cause?

[Denton]

I've not been driving for any of said incidents they've all been women not really looking and just cutting up the person driving

[Sandypants]

Which is why their insurance is so much more expensive, right Denton?

[face]

I saw a 1979 'T' registration tractor today, in use.

[Actually Valid Username]

I found a frog in my toilet this morning and was faced with the ultimate question, to flush or not to flush?