Has anyone been...

[kentishu]

Well I live in Kent but that's a tough ask. Dartford is a place to go over a bridge or through a tunnel, not to stop. It has a football team with a plastic ground, you may remember some epic games a few years back, well one in particular. You can go to Bluewater, your lucky family will get some awesome Christmas presents, there's a cinema there too. The Orchard Theatre doesn't seem to have anything on that week. There must be pubs and food, but I have never been to any. That won't really help much but I don't think anyone can.

You will have to make your own fun:)

Kentish

[Funky Monk]

Not sure plastic is the material that comes to mind with Dartford's ground.

Although, including a Wicker Man to represent the local area is fair enough.